The Advent

During the election of 2016 America played a joke on itself and the punch line is Donald Trump. As the day draws closer to the Obama’s exit from the White House to make way for the immigrant hating/marrying comb-over King of Retardation all I can do is prepare to drink and cry on Friday. Because our lives are going to… Read more →

Empire Re-Cap: A Furnace For Your Foe

Empire Season 3 Episode 9: A Furnace For Your Foe You know what? Last night’s finale was kinda boring. Especially when you consider the cliffhanger from last year. However, it still needs to be recapped. It won’t take long. Here’s last week’s recap if you need it.   Everyone Gets PLAYED   We open with Angelo, accompanied by Mama Diane and… Read more →

Empire Re-Cap: What We May Be

Empire Season 3 Episode 7: What We May Be First things first; I apologize for the last review. It wasn’t up to standard and that’s never acceptable. Please accept this recap as my promise to never half step from this point on. Now get ready to laugh.   Drugs, Death and a Dinner Party   The episode began with a frustrated Cookie… Read more →

Empire Re-Cap: Cupid Kills

Empire Season 3 Episode 4: Cupid Kills Say what you will about Empire but the show is definitely putting in that work to reclaim its spot as damn good television. Last night was another great episode. Here’s last week’s review. Let’s Go! Loretha La Boheme Poor Cookie. After her declaration of war with Lucious last week she needs to produce… Read more →

Empire Re-Cap: Sin That Amends

Empire Season 3 Episode 2: Sin That Amends   Last night primarily focused on backstory and character development so it wasn’t as eventful as last week. I’m hoping that the show is opting for a steadier rise as opposed to the frenetic, unbelievable nature of the second season. In any event, I’m here for it. And so are you. Let’s… Read more →