Nun’ya Business

A few weeks ago I wrote about how Olivia Pope, Mary Jane Paul and Candace Young are all triplets separated at birth.

In that post I introduced a young woman named Allegra Fontaine.

This is her story.

nunya copy copyAllegra arose the next day with a smile on her face. She looked over to her left and studied Jimmy’s tight, toffee colored body as he slept so peacefully, his chest rising and falling with each breath. She knew sleeping with him was wrong, and that she would potentially burn in hell for eternity from causing a rift between Jimmy and his calling to become a monk. But she really didn’t care.

I wish I had a damn joint she said to herself as she stretched. She slipped out of the bed and grabbed her robe to fight the chill of the new morning. As she entered the bathroom she caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror. She could tell that she had put on a few pounds but wasn’t sure if it was because she had started eating better or if it was because she had been away from the booze and drugs for so long.

After turning the hot water on to wash her face she felt a pair of hands begin to rub her shoulders. Before she could move she felt Jimmy pressing himself against her backside.

“Good morning.” His voice was gruff and inviting. “What you washing up for?”

“I need to get ready for prayer with the sisters.” She answered.

Jimmy spun her around and began to kiss her, lifting her leg in preparation to enter her once again.

“Wait….” Allegra said, her morals finally kicking in. “What about the monastery?”

“Fuck the monastery” He said as he entered her. Allegra threw her head back and took it all in as Jimmy pummeled her against the sink. Each thrust was more powerful than the last and within minutes Allegra had thrown Jimmy to the floor to mount him. She covered his mouth with her hand to silence his moans.

Their eyes met.

It was intense. Allegra continued to ride him, staring deep into his eyes. As the pleasure became too much for her she looked away to focus on something else. When she noticed the hanging cross on the wall opposite the two of them she began to feel uneasy. Without warning she rose from her position covering her mouth and shaking.

“What? What’s wrong?” He asked.

“I’m sorry…I can’t do this.” She said. “I can’t do this.”

“But it’s already done.” Jimmy said with a sexy grin. “You want me? You got me.”

“Yes, but I don’t want you like this.”

Jimmy’s smile faded. “What are you saying?”

“We can’t do this anymore.” Allegra said. She then turned to face the mirror once more. “I think you should go.”

“Wait a minute.” Jimmy spoke. “You throw yourself at me for weeks and when I finally give in you don’t want me anymore?”

“It’s just not right Jimmy. You and I can never betray our vows.” Allegra said, still unable to face him.

“But Joan” Jimmy said, placing his hand on her shoulder.

Allegra jerked away from him. “It’s Sister Joan.” she then faced him. “Please don’t forget that. My name is very important because it’s who I am.”

“God your virtues turn me on.” Jimmy said as he leaned in to kiss her.

The knock at the bedroom door grabbed both of their attention.

“Sister Joan” the voice called from the other side. “It’s after 9 and you’re late for morning prayer.”

“Coming Sister Agnes!” Allegra called out. She tried to leave the bathroom but Jimmy grabbed her and kissed her. Allegra couldn’t break free from the ecstasy. Then she really couldn’t break free when Jimmy placed his index and middle fingers inside of her.

“Uh!’ She winced.

Sister Agnes knocked again. “Sister Joan are you all right?”

“Oh God” Allegra said. “I’m fine Sister Agnes.”

“Are you coming to prayer?”

“I’m coming-” Allegra said, Jimmy’s fingers moving faster and faster.

“You sure?” Agnes asked.

“Yes, I’m coming!”

“You want me to wait for you?”

“I’M COMING!!!!” Allegra screamed.

And she did do just that, all over Jimmy’s fingers.

“Well you don’t have to yell Sister Joan.” Agnes said before going downstairs to re-join the rest of the nuns at prayer.



All throughout the day Allegra avoided contact with Jimmy. As she and the rest of the nuns tended the outside garden she could feel Jimmy’s eyes follow her every move. Even though Allegra was only pretending to be a nun and taking shelter at the convent for her own selfish reasons she couldn’t run the risk of blowing her cover because of the lust she felt for him. She didn’t have feelings for Jimmy that were anything more than physical. She also knew that if she stayed too much longer, and their affair was found out, she’d be forced to leave.

So she devised a plan.

“Sister” Allegra greeted Agnes in the courtyard near the barn. “I have to speak with you.”

“Is everything all right? Are you better from earlier?”

“Yes, but I’m worried about Jimmy.”

“Really? What’s wrong?”

Allegra placed her hands over Agnes’ and began to speak. “I don’t feel comfortable here with him. Especially the way he looks at me.”

“Oh, fret not my dear.” Agnes said with a comforting smile. “He’s harmless.”

“Perhaps you’re right. Maybe it’s just my imagination. I know that he’s been here with you all for a very long time.”

“That he has, so there’s no reason to believe that he would harm you child.” Agnes soothed her before walking away to join the sisters for Afternoon prayer.

Allegra felt defeated. She knew that she would have to stoop to more duplicitous measures to get what she wanted. She looked over to see if Jimmy was still staring at her, and he was. His gaze encapsulated desire so Allegra took her cue to lick her lips and wink before turning to join the rest of the nuns in the sanctuary.

Later that evening, while Allegra cleaned up the dishes and leftover food in the dining hall, Jimmy tracked her down.

“Joan” He spoke, staring at her with lust filled eyes.

“Jimmy no” She said as she sat up on the table and opened her legs. “We mustn’t.”

Jimmy ran over to her and began kissing her passionately.

“Yes Jimmy. YES!” Allegra screamed. “YES JIMMY! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!”

“Good Heavens!” A voice called from the doorway. It was Sister Agnes. “What is going on here?”

“Sister!” Allegra screamed as she pushed Jimmy off of her and ran over to Agnes. “I told you he would try to hurt me!”

“What?” Jimmy asked. “But I thought-”

“What about your vows Jimmy?” Agnes asked with hurt lingering in her voice. “How could you?”

“Don’t blame him sister. For the flesh is weak.” Allegra said through gentle sobs. “Please show him mercy with your punishment.”

“I’m sorry Jimmy but you must leave this place at once. You can no longer be trusted.”

“But Sister, I’ve been here since I was a teenager. How can you turn your back on me?”

“You should have thought about that before you turned your back on God!” Allegra screamed, continuing her theatrics with heavier sobs and phony tears. “Sister please escort me to my room.”

Agnes stared at Jimmy for a few seconds before turning to walk Allegra to her room. The other sisters heard the commotion and were huddled outside of the dining area as Allegra and Agnes exited.

“Sister Joan are you alright?” Sister Anna asked.

“No, she’s not. We have a situation with Jimmy that needs to be addressed. Can you please see Sister Joan to her room while I speak with Jimmy.” Agnes asked.

Anna wrapped her arm around Allegra as she continued to escort her to her room. After they entered Anna closed the door behind them as Allegra sat on the bed.

“Would you like some tea Sister Joan?”

“No Thank You. I’d just like to rest now.” Allegra answered, hoping that Anna would leave her alone so she could crack open the bottle of church wine she stole from the sanctuary after Evening prayer.

Anna laughed. “You think you’re slick don’t you?”

Allegra was shocked. “What?”

“Don’t play dumb with me. I’ve known about you and Jimmy for a while and I’m onto your game.” Anna locked the door, walked over to Allegra and back slapped her onto the floor. “Stay the fuck away from Jimmy! Or we’re going to have a huge problem.”

Allegra held the side of her face as she looked into Anna’s cold eyes. She was about to retaliate when Agnes knocked on the door.

“Sister Joan how are you feeling?”

“She’s better now Sister.” Anna answered. “I was just about to come find you and let you know what’s going on.”

“I’ll be down in my office if you need me.” Agnes said before leaving the two of them to their conversation.

Allegra rose to her feet but she was no longer interested in hitting Anna.

“Who are you?” Allegra asked.

Anna looked her up and down before answering. “The wrong bitch to mess with.”

Allegra stood speechless as Anna turned and left the room.


NEXT TIME: Secrets Revealed!


  2 comments for “Nun’ya Business

  1. February 13, 2014 at 9:57 am

    There are many companies that will pay you to write reviews fro them. For the past year and a half, I’ve been tirelessly working on a graphic novel.

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