Tag: Donald Trump

Apologies

Hello my people! Please forgive me for not being as vocal as I have been in the past. But the truth is that I’ve just been so damn jaded with the rapid deterioration of our nation that I had to step away. I have long term Trump’s Disease and the shit feels terminal, even if the diagnosis reassures me that… Read more →

The Advent

During the election of 2016 America played a joke on itself and the punch line is Donald Trump. As the day draws closer to the Obamas exit from the White House to make way for the immigrant hating/marrying Comb-over King all I can do is prepare to drink and cry on Friday. Because our lives are going to be forever… Read more →

Trump v. Clinton Round 1

On Monday night America was treated to the quadrennial Presidential debate between Donald ‘Making America Great Again’ Trump and Hillary ‘Panda’ Clinton. What has been traditionally an event setup to discuss the issues, share ideas and sway the American public for votes turned into a white minstrel show. These two fools slandered each other, name called, threw shade and avoided answering multiple… Read more →

The Broke Show

Ah 2012. You were, by far, a thousand times better than 2011 (which sucked roach balls). Romantically, YOU PROVIDED ME WITH A LOT OF FUNNY STORIES. Some were Ha Ha funny while others were SMH funny, and the rest were just WTF??? funny.In any case, my love life is going into its 8th season as one of the most hilarious… Read more →