I’ve been taking a writing workshop for the past few weeks and the second session will be starting in about two weeks. I’m going to do it because it helps me force myself to write something everyday.
That said, sometimes I have no idea what the fuck to write here. Yesterday’s post was a win because I got a lot of feedback. And I love to get feedback from my readers.
But yesterday I had a topic, a subject and inspiration for that post. Today….I got nothin’.
So here are five things that crossed my mind just now;
1) Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga should do a remake of Jem and the Holograms for the big screen. I can see Gaga as Synergy, projecting holograms and shit and Nicki can be one of the Starlite House orphans.
Because she’s kinda like a scrappy runaway with no family and could either have plans to make it big in the business or she’ll hit the streets as a popular hooker/Mae West impersonator. Perhaps Jem can write a song for her along the lines of Be Optimistic and perform it at the Rockin’ Roadster Fashion Show/Pop That Coochie contest during All Star Weekend in Vegas. (I just made all that shit up)
2) I no longer want to strangle my co-worker. He’s a sad bitch who laughs like Herman Munster.
3) The last date I went on was with a dude who looked and sounded like a retarded moose. I’m never calling his slow ass again. No more INTERNET hook-ups for me (I say that now, we’ll see how long it lasts)
5) Oatmeal is the best breakfast in the world. It sticks with you all day, but then around the time you’re getting ready to roll out you’ll get the bubble guts. That’s when you’re faced with a huge decision. Do you-
A) Take a chance and wait it out until you get to the comfort of your own home
B) Take your chances in the pissy, fecal scented public restroom at work. Sure, it’s convenient. But when you leave out you’ll feel like you just left a Taiwanese whorehouse and will be just as dirty in your under-area.
OK I’m done. I might write something else later 🙂